Thursday, August 19, 2010

Fashion Race

Kim Kardashian and Eva Longoria-Parker both rocked this Ungaro creation on the red carpet but who NAILED IT?
This dress looked hot on Kim K. and complemented her curves , the side-swept hair and minimal accessorizing gave the dress more room to shine. However Eva's small frame gave this dress less to work with.

Twitter BROMANCE

On monday Kanye West was tweeting about how good Justin Bieber's album is and how much he loves him.The Bieber was so happy he started tweeting back to Kanye about how much of a fan of his work he is too.Tweeting went back and forth and Mr. West was so thrilled that he even suggested they work together on a song with Raekwon, who also joined in the male affection tweeting session - HILARITY. Seems like Kanye is trying to make amends for his dispeakable behaviour at the VMA's last year and vouching for a young white singer just might make him a saint. A Kanye, Bieber and Raekwon project sounds interesting though.
Kanye's last tweet to Bieber was something like 'better go jogging in Lanvin (Ego beep), the thought of us shooting a vid makes me wanna get fit and look good'- GAYNESS!

Cassie bobs it!














After shocking us with her half shaven head hair do, which became a hit even Mel B, Lala Vasquez spotted it, Diddy's unofficial girl, Cassie has decided to rock a new blonde bob do. LOVES IT! This girl should have just gone into modelling and gave Chanel Iman a run for her $ cause her C-minus singing aint cracking it. At least she got Diddy to fall back on...well for now.


Speaking of hairstyles, Mary J Blige needs to drop her bob-ish do which is not doing much for her and  change colour while she's at it.She's just managed to make blonde more ghetto than ALAZAE!

Will the real Slim Shaddy please stand up!

Eminem is on top of the charts again, with his smash hit 'love the way you lie' featuring Rihanna hitting the number 1 spot on Billboard Hot 100. Post drugs Shaddy seems not be that bad afterall, his RECOVERY album has been certified double platinum, selling exactly 2 112 996 copies in the US alone. Guess who's back? Loving the Dark hair too.

Naomi is at it again.....

The baddest b*%#h that we love so much, Naomi Campbell is at it again, this lady can't seem to stay out of trouble.Just after testifying at the Blood Diamonds trial , Nana is being hunted down by the IRS for her $63K debt. Don't even know why she doesn't pay her taxes when she gets $50K for a 2 hour fashion show plus she's dating a billionaire. Come on Ms. Campbell pay the government what you owe - can't throw phones at these ones.

Jennifer Hudson joins TEAMSKINNY

After the whole world fell in love with her in DreamGirls as the curvacious Effie, a role that turned her into a household name after scooping an Oscar, JHud as she is affectionately known has decided to go skinny. Do you feel it? I don't, her face looks tired and she looks older that she really is. It is impressive how she got to shed those kilos but I love me a big Jen- hope the weight didn't go with half her voice and DAMN Hollywierd for the weight pressure.

Wednesday, August 18, 2010

President Wyclef Jean ( Don't sound good)

So Wyclef Jean has decided to run for president in his native Haiti which is really not a good idea. Wyclef is famous for owing the IRS millions and being in debt seems to be his expertise nowadays, trusting him with a country will just be too much, Haitians might just wake up with  Dictactor Jean who abuses state funds.He does good charity work for his country but does he have enough charisma and potential to be an effective president that will completely reform a country? I think NOT- Sorry sir try being a diplomat. Ambassador to the USA, that would work.

Friday, August 13, 2010

Brandy set to rock S.A

One of our fave R&B darlings Brandy is set to perform in South Africa this September. The date that has been confirmed is September 26 at the Sandton Convention Centre. However there is still confirmation to be done. Keep your fingers crossed, this just might be the concert to be at this summer. LOVES HER!

More deets on the tour, soon.

Wednesday, August 11, 2010

It's the end for Vivica & Slimm

Our fave cougar Vivica A. Fox has split with her cub/toyboy, club promoter Slimm after 8 months of looking hot together amongst other things.....(LOL). According to Slimm it was an amicable separation 'it just didn't work out'. It's a pity cause Vivica had gotten herself a hot-thing but it won't be long before she hits the den to catch another cub. She represents Black cougars and she still keeps her swag tight, her weave right, getting another cub wont be that much of a hustle, she better get wifed up this time around. Viva les cougars.

Fantasia gets suicidal

Former American Idol winner Fantasia Barrino was hospitalized two days ago after overdosing on asprin and sleep aid in attempt to end her life. Her manager Brian Dickens has given out a statement saying Tasia was overwhelmed by the lawsuit  and the media attention she was geting due to her sex/adultery scandal with Antwaun Cook. Cook's wife, Paula  filed the lawsuit against Tasia citing  that Fantasia had an illicit affair with her boo but Tasia still claims she thought Antwaun was seperated. Anyway who makes a sextape with a married man -really? Reports say she has been discharged from the hopsital and suffered no major injuries. Poor thing. Homewrecking seems to be a trend in Hollywood all of a sudden, out with adoption in with man-snatching, first it was Angelina Jolie, Gabrielle Union, Alicia Keys, now Fantasia. To all homewreckers out there, if you are too weak to stand the heat please don't go stealing someones man and making a sex tape with a married man is #JUSTWRONG, unless he's a politician and you want to blackmail him for cash. Lesson = KARMA is a  bad ass b!%#h.

Mr. West drops another single

Kanye is back and he's BAD, he's even carrying that EGO in his backpack.
Mr .West has dropped a new single called 'see me now' featuring Beyonce and Uncle Charlie Wilson, it's the song to know right now. It oozes the famous EGO and sex appeal, even Beyonce had to join in, she even says the *N* word, yes she's now a 'housewife gone bad'. *side note* (Sit your ass down and give Jay some babies). Overall it is a good track, you will like it especially if you feel those swagga/bragging/confidence songs.
Kanye's redemption seems to be going very well so far but I wonder how long it's going to take before the EGO re-debuts a stage appearance again. Kanye recently joined Twitter and he got 87000 followers in 7hours-dang, but he said he will not follow anyone, he will just follow one person (ordinary), who shall be called 'the chosen one'- I sense the EGO slowly creeping out. He has 587 461 followers to date- still waiting for the chosen one. Can't wait for some EGO manifestation.

Follow the link  and say if you like it.
http://www.kanyeuniversecity.com/blog/

Janelle Monae brings CRAZY back

Janelle Monae is one of the new kids on the block, a breath of fresh air in the industry. She's being heralded as  The Black Lady GaGa or The female Andre 3000, not hard to see why, she is quirky, fearless, super talented, amazing songwriter and a fashion icon-in the making. She has all the qualities of a superstar and with  her two leading singles Tightrope ft Big Boi and Cold War, this girl is set for success, let's hope she won't be just another great but understated musician. Tightrope and Cold war are available on iTunes and you will love her if you aprreciate good music, energy pumpin'-yet soulful sounds. Hope you'll like her as much as I do.

Beyonce does 2010 House of Dereon TRASH campaign

Our girl B (not Bonang), recently shot a new House of Dereon Campaign. Personally I think Bey and Mama Tina should just sit down and stop shoving those trashy,cheap looking, poor quality, down people's pockets and cupboards. As for the campaign....I CAN'T, is she trying to be Rihanna, swagga jackin', the only thing that looks attractive is the motorcycle and please Bey stay off that 'edgy' look it don't work for you. besides who's checking for House of Dereon?? I mean REALLY, besides, ghetto ass girls. Even Beyonce doesn't rock Dereon when she steps out(except for a couple of times and she looked a HOT MESS), she rocks Gucci/Prada/McQueen, that should speak volumes. To top that off, Solange left the family company, well being the face citing ' the style didn't represent her, so she didn't not want to be phony', well I think, she saw how trashy them clothes looked, good for you Solo.As for Tina , she should just get a man and stop designing - she's bad, stick to costume/perfomance designing(that you TRY). Give real designers, talented people, a chance to make clothes, not these excuse for fashion garments And Bey , you are so over-exposed, sit your ass down, let your fans miss your your fake-ass.
VERDICT: House of Dereon = TRASHY/TASTELESS/FOOLISHNESS

Twitter Boxing: Estelle takes on Dineo Ranaka


Earlier this week, a fight broke out on twitter and thanks to Dineo Ranaka's (YFM DJ/former RGB VJ) big mouth and Estelle's sensitivity. Basically Estelle tweeted ' woke up feeling like myself this morning' & Dineo retweeted ' it must be confusing always feeling like John Legend'.....Oh yes she did! And the fight was on, Estelle said she felt disrespected and blocked Dineo, but she pleaded, saying she was just kidding and told her who she is, 'threw her name around', but Estelle wouldn't have that and stated ' it's just twitter. This happened around 2am SA time. People obviously had somethings to say and not in support of Dineo, at least most of them, one guy stated ' it was good to see a semi-celeb (Dineo) being put in her place by a REAL celeb (Estelle)- ouch! Dineo hit back with ' you are a semi-nobody', it got ugly and the Estelle-Dineo debacle carried on for 2 hours. Ms Ranaka said she was chuffed that she, Estelle,even paid her attention but it must be major embarrassment being blocked by a celebrity whe you are one yourself and to make it worse with everyone spectacting- DANG. Next time Dineo don't mess with the greats or else they will BLOCK you on twitter . I got mad love for you though. And to the Estelle fans don't worry this 'glitch didn't spoil things for you, Estelle took to twitter again to say how much she loves and appreciates her SA fans. You might just have that Estelle concert afterall but Dineo better not set foot at the Dome. LOLTASTIC.

Thursday, August 5, 2010

Kim and Cristiano back together

Kim Kardashian is all for UPGRADING, she was recently spotted with Cristiano Ronaldo, according to perezhilton.com, they were spotted in together in LA looking rather cosy but Kim still claims they are just friends. Either way Kim has upgraded unlike Reggie who has done major downgrading moving to former stripper and Kanye's HO Amber.
Eat your heart out Reggie, hope Ronaldo aint gay( as he paid someone to have a baby for him like 1000 chicks wouldn't do that for free) at least that would give Kim a shot to being the next Victoria Beckham, Kim Ronaldo y'all know this girl can't wait to get that rock on her finger from a sportsman nogal.

Kanye feels the 'glow'

Mr.West just tweeted, 'He returns the blessings you give 10 fold. I feel God's light shining through my darkest year of my life and career. I feel the glow again'
Seems like things are going well in the Kanye camp since cleaning out garbage like Amber HO & the EGO. He's been seen dining and wining with his big brother Jay-Z. I just hope the 'ego' doesn't make another appearance on stage, cause that would be the end of him.
*lighter note* can't wait for his latest offering, blaze us with those siick lines.

Mika gets fit

Our very own Perez Hilton, Mika Stefano has decided to join the gym and get fit. He tweeted that he couldn't wait to get those gym outfits. Well outfit or no outfit, there might be a little problem as he prefers going for 'breakfast ' to the gym. We will have to wait and see if any of that fat is going to be reduced or added. Good luck Mika and please eat less greasy shit.

Locnville Rocks

Taking it to the fellas, the twin duo Locnville has just come back from Germany where they were launching their album 'sun in My pocket' which  has reached #23 on the iTunes singles chart. These boys are taking it big.
Tonight they will be playing at Carnival City and the show is promising to be one of a kind, so girls get your tickets and your swag on and fellas don't even act like you don't dig 'em, get your hustle on and go and support South African music.

Terry is worth it!


Our fab chica Terry Pheto is out with yet another L'Oreal ad that is nothing short of amazing, this girl is making that paper being the face of L'Oreal, she might just quit acting rumour has it she gets FAT pay cheques. She might just give her boo DJ Sbu competition in making that paper.Advice to other industry chicks hustle for spokesperson deals. Lerato Moloi, Connie Ferguson,Nonhle thema are some of the the ladies that are making moolah by just being fabo.
Maybe i should get Camagwini to be the spokesperson of my traditional herbs LOL.

B-Stylish

Your girl B, Bonang, the LIVE presenter on SABC1, scooped The Style Star of the Year award  at the GSport Awards 2010. Congrats! Well.... I think she has style but some people think NOT, everyone has an opinion anyway. Just like some think she's an amazing presenter and others think she's annoying.
I only have two things to say about her, that handbag line of her's is sooo not sexy, really,it doesn't have the edge that she seems to have, it's rather a tad tacky, quite over priced too. Secondly Slikour dumping her was the best thing that happened to her, after that she became more successful and people recognised her on her own right and not as Slikour's girl. Someone please dump me on facebook... oh hold on twitter.

Khanyi re-appears

Bringing it home, the Queen-of -gold diggers , Khanyi Mbau, made an appearance at the Durban July last week after going MIA following being dumped by her last sugardaddy conquest Crous.
The Gold digger was donned an orange, mini dress with feather details, that really wasn't fluttering,quite plain really, she must be broke cause this lady never wears anything less than, shocking whether great or very bad. She also spotted braids which is a leap from her expensive Brazilian hair locks, aggh shame. Im sure she will be back on the scene with yet another deep pocketed, ugly old man.

Kelly Rowland Hosts FALL OUT 2010

Ms. Kelly is hosting a charity event for her organization 'I heart my girlfriends' titled 'Fall out 2010'. She's hosting this event with her 'girlfriends' and guess who's not one of them ? Yes her the queen of Sheba. Brandy, LaLa and Letoya Luckett are going to be Kelly's co-hosts, seems like Letoya and Kelly really are getting closer, viva DC-Alumni's and shame on Bey, result of selfishness.
Music wise Kelly is reading her second single ' rose coloured glasses', currently shooting the video, this girl is hard at work and her other single 'grown woman ' has been a hit with the ladies, can't wait for the video.
Go girl, make that paper.

GaGa the leading MONSTER

Lady Gaga has gotten 13 nods for the 2010 VMA's, breaking records in MTV history. This lady is on fire, she's been working hard on her MonsterBall Tour which has been sold out ever since it started and also causing protests/riots, plus she has released The remixes: a compilation of all her number one hit songs remixes. Like that aint enough 'speechless' her rather soulful song has been getting a lot of airplay and being the first single to climb the charts without the label push. RESPECT!!!
Just can't wait to see the outfit she will be rocking to collect her awards.
All i have to say is GaGa-Ooh-lala!!!!

Sunday, August 1, 2010

DC Alumni's kickin' it together and leaving the headgirl

Seems like everyone from the school of Destiny's Child is hanging out with each other except of course the queen B. Letoya and Kelly Rowland kicked it together and even took time to pause for the cameras, Michelle Williams also kicked it with Letoya recently at a pool party and Letoya was tweetin' praises to  Michelle. Hmmmm seems like someone is being left out, sorry Beyonce until you start being real and not just a walking brand,fake-ass person you might just have friends not even her cousin Angie Beyince spends time with her, instead she kicks it with Kelly, Lala and Kim, must be sad. Who said money and grammy's buy you friends?

Lauryn Hill is BACK!!!!

Ms Hill is back b!tches and she is BAD. Can't wait for her to kick some ass in the industry, so tired of hearing standard talent all over. Apparently her concert with Estelle in Lisbon rocked, and her song Zimbabwe and Zion was the highlight of the concert. Keeping my fingers crossed for her upcoming record, confident it will do away the roof and Beyonce will be a thing of the past, making way to true musicians, true talent, true musical royalty, people who do it for the love and passion not for the fame and paper. Ms. Hill lets go get 'em.

Halle's back at it

Halle Berry and her fine self is back at work, it's been a few years since she made a movie of note, but we hope The Dark Tide, a movie that she is currently filming is South Africa , will bring her back to her Oscar glory days. She gotta blaze that box office, she needs something to celebrate about after her split with her baby daddy, Gabriel Aubrey.Speaking of which Halle had to pay Aubrey to go with her and baby Nahla to South Africa so that he is not deprived of time with his daughter. There's just something that doesn't look right about that picture, Gabe is basically being paid to be a father some f.u.b.s. Glad Halle didn't walk down that isle hoping the third time will be a charm, he could be walking away with far more than just cash for 4 months.

Music royalty weddings


The infamous 'cheaters' and the 'hoodrats' are officially married. Tiny and T.I tied the knot after ...well being together for over 10 years, having a dozen of kids and of course lying to the popo's. it's good to see how these two have managed to keep a relationship going strong with all the fame, money, booze, drugs and guns. Inspired!!!!
On the other hand Swizz Beatz has made an honest woman out of Alicia after tying the knot on saturday night. I just pray and hope that KARMA is not a bitch to Alicia cause that isshh would be funny, nevertheless congrats, 'mazel tov' can't wait for the baby to arrive. *side note* Please let it not have Swizz's nose.

It's over for Leona and Boyfriend

Ms.Lewis and her boo have called it quits after a long 10 years of dating. Apparently Leona's work schedule had everything to do with it, the constant traveling between the US and London was taking away all their precious quality time. However the final straw was when Lou didn't show up for Leona's performance in London despite living just 3 blocks away in Hackney. I think Lou was tired of just being Mr.Leona Lewis, damn ass he could have just married her and left with half the fortune, but then again there are still good people out there.